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Jeck auf Karibisch

Wie es ist, sich mit Kakao und Lehm zu beschmieren und halbnackt durch die Strassen zu tanzen - beim Karneval auf Trinidad

Am Strand proben die
Steelbands. In den
Häusern und Klubs
werden Kostüme geschneidert.
Wie in Deutschland beginnt
auch auf den Inseln Trinidad
und Tobago die Karnevalszeit.
Doch wer am 11.11. um 11.11 Uhr in
Köln auf dem Heumarkt schlottert
oder am Mainzer Fastnachtsbrunnen
friert, sollte einen Gedanken an
die Karibik verschwenden. An eine
Schlammschlacht mit Kakao, wilde
Tänze, Trommelwirbel. Sie wirkt
wie eine Mischung aus Voodoo-
Ritual, indischem Farbenfest und
Love-Parade.

Zum letzten Karneval habe ich
mich deshalb ins Flugzeug gesetzt,
um meinen ersten Karneval amtlich
unter Palmen zu begehen. Was ich
erlebte, war ein langsames Abgleiten
nach Sodom und Gomorrha. In
seiner zivilisierten Art war das sehr
empfehlenswert. Jawohl, „zivilisiert“,
denn in dieser ehemaligen
britischen Kolonie ist das karnevalistische
Chaos angenehm organisiert.
Es verläuft nach strengen Regeln,
und zu allem Überfluss ist es
auch noch „all inclusive“ zu haben.
Ein Narr, wer da zu Hause feiert.
Trinidad und Tobago sind zwei
grundverschiedene Inseln vor der
Küste Venezuelas. Erst die britischen
Eroberer fassten beide zu einem
Staat zusammen. Als sich die
Briten 1962 verabschiedeten, hinterließen
sie eine robuste Wirtschaft,
deren Reichtum aus Erdölquellen
sprudelt.

Trinidad ist groß,
hat viele Fabriken und kaum Strände,
dafür aber Schnellstraßen und
große Autos mit Chromfelgen und
Soundsystemen. Tobago ist winzig, von Traumstränden
gesäumt und sehr, sehr
entspannt.

Auf beiden Inseln leben
fast ausschließlich Farbige, die zu
ungefähr gleichen Teilen aus Afrika
und Indien stammen. Meist lustige
Gesellen, wie man spätestens weiß,
seitdem sich „TnT“ für die WM
2006 qualifizieren konnte. Wer Kaiserslautern
in einen Soca- und Calypso-
Rausch versetzen kann, ist offenbar
zu allem fähig.

„Drinking Rum and Coca-Cola,
go down Point Cumaná“: Auf Trinidad
wurden der Calypso und die
Steel Pan erfunden, und nach Meinung
der Insulaner sogar der Karneval
an sich. Kein Wunder also,
dass sie ihn ganz bescheiden als
„größte Show der Welt“ anpreisen.
Das Spektakel beginnt jedes Jahr
nach Weihnachten, wenn sich in
den „Mas Camps“ die Karnevals-
Bands bilden. Natürlich unter der
Aufsicht der immens wichtigen
Karnevalsbehörde NCC. So wie
der deutsche Jeck liebt nämlich
auch der karibische Karnevalist seine
Vereinsmeierei.

Drei Tage vor dem alles entscheidenden
Termin stürze ich mich ins
Gemenge: am Freitagabend vor
dem „jour ouvert“, dem offenen
Tag, der in kälteren Gefilden Rosenmontag
heißt. Die ersten zwei
Nächte stimme ich mich auf den
großen Karnevals-Shows ein. Die
Krönung des „Soca Monarch“ und
der „Panorama“-Wettstreit der
Steelbands sind Las Vegas würdige
Ereignisse. Es gibt riesige Kostüme,
höllische Effekte, echte Pferde und
Orchester, die auf Hunderten gestimmter
Ölfässer trommeln. Ich
will springen und tanzen, doch beide
Male steht das Publikum sich die
Beine in den Bauch, wedelt Fähnlein
und diskutiert. Ich lerne: Hier
ist Karneval ein offizielles Schulfach,
eine ziemlich ernste Angelegenheit
und vor allem eine aufwendig
produzierte Show.

Den Vortag des „J’ouvert“ entspanne
ich mich an Trinidads einzig
berühmtem Strand. Maracas Beach
ist ein Amphitheater aus urwaldbedeckten
Hügeln und einer zwei Ki-
lometer langen Bühne aus feinem
Sand. An „Richard’s Bake &
Shark“-Bude ballern fünf verschiedene
Soca-Rythmen aus den Lautsprechern
geparkter Autos, und
überall riecht es nach paniertem,
frittiertem Haifisch.
Ein Hindu mit Turban und Spiegelsonnenbrille
spielt mit seinem
Bierglas, während zwei Mädchen
lächelnd und mit einem aufreizenden
Gang vorbeilaufen. Am Strand
trinken ein paar junge Männer Rum
mit Cola und kicken mit einem Fußball.
Einer von ihnen fragt mich:
„You play mas?“ Klar gehe ich zum
Karneval! Sein Freund bietet mir
einen Schluck Rum an: „You like
bacchanal?“ Dieses Land ist wohl
das einzige auf der Welt, in dem das
„altrömische Bacchusfest; wüstes
Trinkgelage“ (Duden) zum ganz
normalen Sprachgebrauch gehört.

Endlich ist es so weit. Trommeln
in der Dunkelheit. Um 1.30 Uhr
nachts hat mein Wecker geklingelt,
und um 3.13 Uhr stehe ich an einer
Straßenkreuzung, an der eine Horde
rot behörnter Teufel tanzt. Plötzlich
regnet es rote Farbe. Ich bin für
die Gruppe „Red Ants“ gebucht, in
der jeder eine Flasche Farbe bekommen
hat, die jetzt in den Nachthimmel
gespritzt wird. Dann rollt
ein Wagen mit Ölfässern voller Kakaomasse
heran. Der Trommelschlag
wird schneller. Es regnet Kakao
und riecht nach Schokolade.
Wir ziehen los, umtanzen unseren
Lkw wie das goldene Kalb. Von der
mobilen All-inclusive-Bar fließen
Bier und Rum in Strömen. „Countdown
de madness – one, two, three,
four!“ In der Finsternis erkenne ich
meine Freunde nicht mehr. Schubkarren
mit Öl und Schlamm tauchen
auf, jetzt beschmiert jeder jeden.
Mein T-Shirt ist längst weg, als
mir ein Mädchen den Rest meines
Kostüms stibitzt: den Teufelsschwanz.
Im Gemenge erobere ich
mein Anhängsel zurück. Für eine
knappe Minute verfallen wir in eine
Art Koitus-Tanz. Der Mann steht
hinter der Frau, und beide lassen
die Hüften kreisen, so funktioniert
das „Wining“, der Soca-Tanzstil.
Eindeutiger geht es nicht, doch es
bleibt beim Tanzen. Der Zug muss
weitergehen.

Endlich zieht grell der Morgen
herauf. Jetzt erkenne ich etwas wieder:
das Haus, in dem einst V. S.
Naipaul zur Schule ging, lange
bevor er den Nobelpreis gewann.
Hatte der nicht mal was geschrieben
über „Karneval und Mimikry
im postkolonialen Raum der Karibik“?
Völlig erschöpft sinke ich auf
ein perfekt getrimmtes englisches
Grün. Das Schöne am All-inclusive-
Karneval ist, dass man in solchen
Momenten zum Hotel begleitet
wird. Samt Sicherheitspersonal,
was mir nach der gestrigen Schlagzeile
in der Zeitung, „39 Morde im Januar“, ganz recht ist. Nach einer
Dusche im Garten geht es klitschnass
und nur in Unterwäsche durch
die Hotel-Lobby – am J’ouvert ist
das total normal.

An den Rest kann ich mich nicht
mehr so gut erinnern. Ich weiß
noch, dass es schon mittags weiterging
mit dem Rio-Teil des Karnevals:
In der brennenden Mittagssonne
sind wir mit der Edel-Truppe
„Tribe“ in grünen Pailletten- und
Federkostümen wie wild durch die
Straßen getanzt.

Den Dienstagszug habe ich dann
ausfallen lassen. Stattdessen habe
ich auf der Nachbarinsel am Strand
von Pigeon Point eine Strohpuppe,
einen Nubbel, verbrannt als Sündenbock
für all den Frevel. Natürlich
nur im Geiste, mit einem Rum-
Punsch in der Hand. Mein Haar
riecht noch immer nach Kakao.
Bruchstückhaft bringt der Duft
meine Erinnerung zurück. Für die
Einzelheiten muss ich wohl nächstes
Jahr wiederkommen.

 
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Comment.id as 'Comment.id', Comment.flags as 'Comment.flags', Comment.status as 'Comment.status', Comment.user_id as 'Comment.user_id', Comment.foreign_id as 'Comment.foreign_id', Comment.model as 'Comment.model', Comment.name as 'Comment.name', Comment.email as 'Comment.email', Comment.url as 'Comment.url', Comment.text as 'Comment.text', Comment.created as 'Comment.created', Comment.updated as 'Comment.updated', BlogPost.id as 'BlogPost.id', BlogPost.flags as 'BlogPost.flags', BlogPost.status as 'BlogPost.status', BlogPost.views as 'BlogPost.views', BlogPost.user_id as 'BlogPost.user_id', BlogPost.uri as 'BlogPost.uri', BlogPost.headline as 'BlogPost.headline', BlogPost.text as 'BlogPost.text', BlogPost.tags as 'BlogPost.tags', BlogPost.published as 'BlogPost.published', BlogPost.created as 'BlogPost.created', BlogPost.updated as 'BlogPost.updated', User.id as 'User.id', User.flags as 'User.flags', User.status as 'User.status', User.group_id as 'User.group_id', User.name as 'User.name', User.email as 'User.email', User.password as 'User.password', User.description as 'User.description', User.ip as 'User.ip', User.permanent_key as 'User.permanent_key', User.logins as 'User.logins', User.lastlogin as 'User.lastlogin', User.login_failed_start as 'User.login_failed_start', User.login_failed_count as 'User.login_failed_count', User.created as 'User.created', User.updated as 'User.updated'
FROM
poganatz_comments `Comment`
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_blog_posts` BlogPost ON model = 'BlogPost' AND Comment.foreign_id = BlogPost.id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_users` User ON Comment.user_id = User.id
WHERE
Comment.status & 1 AND model = 'BlogPost' AND Comment.foreign_id = 8
ORDER BY Comment.created DESC

Query #11 (0.00064s):
SELECT
Comment.id as 'Comment.id', Comment.flags as 'Comment.flags', Comment.status as 'Comment.status', Comment.user_id as 'Comment.user_id', Comment.foreign_id as 'Comment.foreign_id', Comment.model as 'Comment.model', Comment.name as 'Comment.name', Comment.email as 'Comment.email', Comment.url as 'Comment.url', Comment.text as 'Comment.text', Comment.created as 'Comment.created', Comment.updated as 'Comment.updated', BlogPost.id as 'BlogPost.id', BlogPost.flags as 'BlogPost.flags', BlogPost.status as 'BlogPost.status', BlogPost.views as 'BlogPost.views', BlogPost.user_id as 'BlogPost.user_id', BlogPost.uri as 'BlogPost.uri', BlogPost.headline as 'BlogPost.headline', BlogPost.text as 'BlogPost.text', BlogPost.tags as 'BlogPost.tags', BlogPost.published as 'BlogPost.published', BlogPost.created as 'BlogPost.created', BlogPost.updated as 'BlogPost.updated', User.id as 'User.id', User.flags as 'User.flags', User.status as 'User.status', User.group_id as 'User.group_id', User.name as 'User.name', User.email as 'User.email', User.password as 'User.password', User.description as 'User.description', User.ip as 'User.ip', User.permanent_key as 'User.permanent_key', User.logins as 'User.logins', User.lastlogin as 'User.lastlogin', User.login_failed_start as 'User.login_failed_start', User.login_failed_count as 'User.login_failed_count', User.created as 'User.created', User.updated as 'User.updated'
FROM
poganatz_comments `Comment`
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_blog_posts` BlogPost ON model = 'BlogPost' AND Comment.foreign_id = BlogPost.id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_users` User ON Comment.user_id = User.id
WHERE
Comment.status & 1 AND model = 'BlogPost' AND Comment.foreign_id = 7
ORDER BY Comment.created DESC

Query #12 (0.00072s):
SELECT
Comment.id as 'Comment.id', Comment.flags as 'Comment.flags', Comment.status as 'Comment.status', Comment.user_id as 'Comment.user_id', Comment.foreign_id as 'Comment.foreign_id', Comment.model as 'Comment.model', Comment.name as 'Comment.name', Comment.email as 'Comment.email', Comment.url as 'Comment.url', Comment.text as 'Comment.text', Comment.created as 'Comment.created', Comment.updated as 'Comment.updated', BlogPost.id as 'BlogPost.id', BlogPost.flags as 'BlogPost.flags', BlogPost.status as 'BlogPost.status', BlogPost.views as 'BlogPost.views', BlogPost.user_id as 'BlogPost.user_id', BlogPost.uri as 'BlogPost.uri', BlogPost.headline as 'BlogPost.headline', BlogPost.text as 'BlogPost.text', BlogPost.tags as 'BlogPost.tags', BlogPost.published as 'BlogPost.published', BlogPost.created as 'BlogPost.created', BlogPost.updated as 'BlogPost.updated', User.id as 'User.id', User.flags as 'User.flags', User.status as 'User.status', User.group_id as 'User.group_id', User.name as 'User.name', User.email as 'User.email', User.password as 'User.password', User.description as 'User.description', User.ip as 'User.ip', User.permanent_key as 'User.permanent_key', User.logins as 'User.logins', User.lastlogin as 'User.lastlogin', User.login_failed_start as 'User.login_failed_start', User.login_failed_count as 'User.login_failed_count', User.created as 'User.created', User.updated as 'User.updated'
FROM
poganatz_comments `Comment`
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_blog_posts` BlogPost ON model = 'BlogPost' AND Comment.foreign_id = BlogPost.id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_users` User ON Comment.user_id = User.id
WHERE
Comment.status & 1 AND model = 'BlogPost' AND Comment.foreign_id = 6
ORDER BY Comment.created DESC

Query #13 (0.00055s):
SELECT
Comment.id as 'Comment.id', Comment.flags as 'Comment.flags', Comment.status as 'Comment.status', Comment.user_id as 'Comment.user_id', Comment.foreign_id as 'Comment.foreign_id', Comment.model as 'Comment.model', Comment.name as 'Comment.name', Comment.email as 'Comment.email', Comment.url as 'Comment.url', Comment.text as 'Comment.text', Comment.created as 'Comment.created', Comment.updated as 'Comment.updated', BlogPost.id as 'BlogPost.id', BlogPost.flags as 'BlogPost.flags', BlogPost.status as 'BlogPost.status', BlogPost.views as 'BlogPost.views', BlogPost.user_id as 'BlogPost.user_id', BlogPost.uri as 'BlogPost.uri', BlogPost.headline as 'BlogPost.headline', BlogPost.text as 'BlogPost.text', BlogPost.tags as 'BlogPost.tags', BlogPost.published as 'BlogPost.published', BlogPost.created as 'BlogPost.created', BlogPost.updated as 'BlogPost.updated', User.id as 'User.id', User.flags as 'User.flags', User.status as 'User.status', User.group_id as 'User.group_id', User.name as 'User.name', User.email as 'User.email', User.password as 'User.password', User.description as 'User.description', User.ip as 'User.ip', User.permanent_key as 'User.permanent_key', User.logins as 'User.logins', User.lastlogin as 'User.lastlogin', User.login_failed_start as 'User.login_failed_start', User.login_failed_count as 'User.login_failed_count', User.created as 'User.created', User.updated as 'User.updated'
FROM
poganatz_comments `Comment`
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_blog_posts` BlogPost ON model = 'BlogPost' AND Comment.foreign_id = BlogPost.id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_users` User ON Comment.user_id = User.id
WHERE
Comment.status & 1 AND model = 'BlogPost' AND Comment.foreign_id = 5
ORDER BY Comment.created DESC

Query #14 (0.00056s, 1 result/s):
SELECT
Node.id as 'Node.id', Node.parent_id as 'Node.parent_id', Node.lft as 'Node.lft', Node.rgt as 'Node.rgt', Node.level as 'Node.level', Node.flags as 'Node.flags', Node.status as 'Node.status', Node.user_id as 'Node.user_id', Node.name as 'Node.name', Node.template as 'Node.template', Node.published as 'Node.published', Node.created as 'Node.created', Node.updated as 'Node.updated', NodeTextDe.id as 'NodeTextDe.id', NodeTextDe.node_id as 'NodeTextDe.node_id', NodeTextDe.language_id as 'NodeTextDe.language_id', NodeTextDe.user_id as 'NodeTextDe.user_id', NodeTextDe.revision as 'NodeTextDe.revision', NodeTextDe.uri as 'NodeTextDe.uri', NodeTextDe.headline as 'NodeTextDe.headline', NodeTextDe.pagetitle as 'NodeTextDe.pagetitle', NodeTextDe.subline as 'NodeTextDe.subline', NodeTextDe.text as 'NodeTextDe.text', NodeTextDe.excerpt as 'NodeTextDe.excerpt', NodeTextDe.keywords as 'NodeTextDe.keywords', NodeTextDe.created as 'NodeTextDe.created', NodeTextDe.updated as 'NodeTextDe.updated', User.id as 'User.id', User.flags as 'User.flags', User.status as 'User.status', User.group_id as 'User.group_id', User.name as 'User.name', User.email as 'User.email', User.password as 'User.password', User.description as 'User.description', User.ip as 'User.ip', User.permanent_key as 'User.permanent_key', User.logins as 'User.logins', User.lastlogin as 'User.lastlogin', User.login_failed_start as 'User.login_failed_start', User.login_failed_count as 'User.login_failed_count', User.created as 'User.created', User.updated as 'User.updated'
FROM
poganatz_nodes `Node`
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_node_texts` NodeTextDe ON NodeTextDe.language_id = 1 AND Node.id = NodeTextDe.node_id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_users` User ON Node.user_id = User.id
WHERE
Node.status & 1 AND Node.name = 'Artikel'

Query #15 (0.00072s):
SELECT
MediaFile.id as 'MediaFile.id', MediaFile.unique_id as 'MediaFile.unique_id', MediaFile.folder_id as 'MediaFile.folder_id', MediaFile.node_id as 'MediaFile.node_id', MediaFile.user_id as 'MediaFile.user_id', MediaFile.use_model as 'MediaFile.use_model', MediaFile.flags as 'MediaFile.flags', MediaFile.filename as 'MediaFile.filename', MediaFile.source_url as 'MediaFile.source_url', MediaFile.url as 'MediaFile.url', MediaFile.filesize as 'MediaFile.filesize', MediaFile.mime_type as 'MediaFile.mime_type', MediaFile.width as 'MediaFile.width', MediaFile.height as 'MediaFile.height', MediaFile.downloads as 'MediaFile.downloads', MediaFile.views as 'MediaFile.views', MediaFile.position as 'MediaFile.position', MediaFile.created as 'MediaFile.created', MediaFile.updated as 'MediaFile.updated', TextDe.id as 'TextDe.id', TextDe.media_file_id as 'TextDe.media_file_id', TextDe.user_id as 'TextDe.user_id', TextDe.language_id as 'TextDe.language_id', TextDe.revision as 'TextDe.revision', TextDe.title as 'TextDe.title', TextDe.text as 'TextDe.text', TextDe.created as 'TextDe.created', TextDe.updated as 'TextDe.updated', Node.id as 'Node.id', Node.parent_id as 'Node.parent_id', Node.lft as 'Node.lft', Node.rgt as 'Node.rgt', Node.level as 'Node.level', Node.flags as 'Node.flags', Node.status as 'Node.status', Node.user_id as 'Node.user_id', Node.name as 'Node.name', Node.template as 'Node.template', Node.published as 'Node.published', Node.created as 'Node.created', Node.updated as 'Node.updated', User.id as 'User.id', User.flags as 'User.flags', User.status as 'User.status', User.group_id as 'User.group_id', User.name as 'User.name', User.email as 'User.email', User.password as 'User.password', User.description as 'User.description', User.ip as 'User.ip', User.permanent_key as 'User.permanent_key', User.logins as 'User.logins', User.lastlogin as 'User.lastlogin', User.login_failed_start as 'User.login_failed_start', User.login_failed_count as 'User.login_failed_count', User.created as 'User.created', User.updated as 'User.updated', Folder.id as 'Folder.id', Folder.parent_id as 'Folder.parent_id', Folder.lft as 'Folder.lft', Folder.rgt as 'Folder.rgt', Folder.level as 'Folder.level', Folder.flags as 'Folder.flags', Folder.name as 'Folder.name', Folder.uri as 'Folder.uri', Folder.content_order as 'Folder.content_order', Folder.created as 'Folder.created', Folder.updated as 'Folder.updated'
FROM
poganatz_media_files `MediaFile`
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_media_texts` TextDe ON TextDe.language_id = 1 AND MediaFile.id = TextDe.media_file_id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_nodes` Node ON MediaFile.node_id = Node.id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_users` User ON MediaFile.user_id = User.id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_folders` Folder ON MediaFile.folder_id = Folder.id
WHERE
MediaFile.node_id = 20
ORDER BY MediaFile.position ASC,MediaFile.created DESC

Query #16 (0.0046s, 51 result/s):
SELECT
/* Node->NestedSetBehavior->depth(depth: , depthModel: ) */
Node.id as 'Node.id', Node.parent_id as 'Node.parent_id', Node.lft as 'Node.lft', Node.rgt as 'Node.rgt', Node.level as 'Node.level', Node.flags as 'Node.flags', Node.status as 'Node.status', Node.user_id as 'Node.user_id', Node.name as 'Node.name', Node.template as 'Node.template', Node.published as 'Node.published', Node.created as 'Node.created', Node.updated as 'Node.updated', NodeTextDe.id as 'NodeTextDe.id', NodeTextDe.node_id as 'NodeTextDe.node_id', NodeTextDe.language_id as 'NodeTextDe.language_id', NodeTextDe.user_id as 'NodeTextDe.user_id', NodeTextDe.revision as 'NodeTextDe.revision', NodeTextDe.uri as 'NodeTextDe.uri', NodeTextDe.headline as 'NodeTextDe.headline', NodeTextDe.pagetitle as 'NodeTextDe.pagetitle', NodeTextDe.subline as 'NodeTextDe.subline', NodeTextDe.text as 'NodeTextDe.text', NodeTextDe.excerpt as 'NodeTextDe.excerpt', NodeTextDe.keywords as 'NodeTextDe.keywords', NodeTextDe.created as 'NodeTextDe.created', NodeTextDe.updated as 'NodeTextDe.updated', User.id as 'User.id', User.flags as 'User.flags', User.status as 'User.status', User.group_id as 'User.group_id', User.name as 'User.name', User.email as 'User.email', User.password as 'User.password', User.description as 'User.description', User.ip as 'User.ip', User.permanent_key as 'User.permanent_key', User.logins as 'User.logins', User.lastlogin as 'User.lastlogin', User.login_failed_start as 'User.login_failed_start', User.login_failed_count as 'User.login_failed_count', User.created as 'User.created', User.updated as 'User.updated', COUNT(p.id)-1 AS level
FROM
(poganatz_nodes `Node`, poganatz_nodes `p`)
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_node_texts` NodeTextDe ON NodeTextDe.language_id = 1 AND Node.id = NodeTextDe.node_id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_users` User ON Node.user_id = User.id
WHERE
Node.status & 1 AND Node.lft BETWEEN p.lft AND p.rgt AND Node.lft > 114 AND Node.rgt < 217 AND Node.level > 1
GROUP BY Node.lft
ORDER BY Node.lft

Query #17 (0.00137s, 1 result/s):
SELECT
Node.id as 'Node.id', Node.parent_id as 'Node.parent_id', Node.lft as 'Node.lft', Node.rgt as 'Node.rgt', Node.level as 'Node.level', Node.flags as 'Node.flags', Node.status as 'Node.status', Node.user_id as 'Node.user_id', Node.name as 'Node.name', Node.template as 'Node.template', Node.published as 'Node.published', Node.created as 'Node.created', Node.updated as 'Node.updated', NodeTextDe.id as 'NodeTextDe.id', NodeTextDe.node_id as 'NodeTextDe.node_id', NodeTextDe.language_id as 'NodeTextDe.language_id', NodeTextDe.user_id as 'NodeTextDe.user_id', NodeTextDe.revision as 'NodeTextDe.revision', NodeTextDe.uri as 'NodeTextDe.uri', NodeTextDe.headline as 'NodeTextDe.headline', NodeTextDe.pagetitle as 'NodeTextDe.pagetitle', NodeTextDe.subline as 'NodeTextDe.subline', NodeTextDe.text as 'NodeTextDe.text', NodeTextDe.excerpt as 'NodeTextDe.excerpt', NodeTextDe.keywords as 'NodeTextDe.keywords', NodeTextDe.created as 'NodeTextDe.created', NodeTextDe.updated as 'NodeTextDe.updated', User.id as 'User.id', User.flags as 'User.flags', User.status as 'User.status', User.group_id as 'User.group_id', User.name as 'User.name', User.email as 'User.email', User.password as 'User.password', User.description as 'User.description', User.ip as 'User.ip', User.permanent_key as 'User.permanent_key', User.logins as 'User.logins', User.lastlogin as 'User.lastlogin', User.login_failed_start as 'User.login_failed_start', User.login_failed_count as 'User.login_failed_count', User.created as 'User.created', User.updated as 'User.updated'
FROM
poganatz_nodes `Node`
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_node_texts` NodeTextDe ON NodeTextDe.language_id = 1 AND Node.id = NodeTextDe.node_id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_users` User ON Node.user_id = User.id
WHERE
Node.status & 1 AND Node.id = 20

Query #18 (0.00146s, 3 result/s):
SELECT
Node.id as 'Node.id', Node.parent_id as 'Node.parent_id', Node.lft as 'Node.lft', Node.rgt as 'Node.rgt', Node.level as 'Node.level', Node.flags as 'Node.flags', Node.status as 'Node.status', Node.user_id as 'Node.user_id', Node.name as 'Node.name', Node.template as 'Node.template', Node.published as 'Node.published', Node.created as 'Node.created', Node.updated as 'Node.updated', NodeTextDe.id as 'NodeTextDe.id', NodeTextDe.node_id as 'NodeTextDe.node_id', NodeTextDe.language_id as 'NodeTextDe.language_id', NodeTextDe.user_id as 'NodeTextDe.user_id', NodeTextDe.revision as 'NodeTextDe.revision', NodeTextDe.uri as 'NodeTextDe.uri', NodeTextDe.headline as 'NodeTextDe.headline', NodeTextDe.pagetitle as 'NodeTextDe.pagetitle', NodeTextDe.subline as 'NodeTextDe.subline', NodeTextDe.text as 'NodeTextDe.text', NodeTextDe.excerpt as 'NodeTextDe.excerpt', NodeTextDe.keywords as 'NodeTextDe.keywords', NodeTextDe.created as 'NodeTextDe.created', NodeTextDe.updated as 'NodeTextDe.updated', User.id as 'User.id', User.flags as 'User.flags', User.status as 'User.status', User.group_id as 'User.group_id', User.name as 'User.name', User.email as 'User.email', User.password as 'User.password', User.description as 'User.description', User.ip as 'User.ip', User.permanent_key as 'User.permanent_key', User.logins as 'User.logins', User.lastlogin as 'User.lastlogin', User.login_failed_start as 'User.login_failed_start', User.login_failed_count as 'User.login_failed_count', User.created as 'User.created', User.updated as 'User.updated'
FROM
poganatz_nodes `Node`
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_node_texts` NodeTextDe ON NodeTextDe.language_id = 1 AND Node.id = NodeTextDe.node_id
LEFT JOIN `poganatz_users` User ON Node.user_id = User.id
WHERE
Node.status & 1 AND 115 BETWEEN Node.lft AND Node.rgt
ORDER BY Node.lft